The Grand Duchy of Velikoe Knyazhestvo Moskovskoye is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 179 million Rossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Muscovite economy, worth 2.81 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 15,711 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, the government funds large training centres to turn double-headed eagles into functioning members of society, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Velikoe Knyazhestvo Moskovskoye City for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velikoe Knyazhestvo Moskovskoye's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Velikoe Knyazhestvo Moskovskoye is ranked 14,820^th in the world and 15^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 116.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.